Saturday, March 26, 2011

Big Brother Israel more passion than prose more mouth than mind תכניות קשת האח הגדול

Amir and Sivan Love hate relationship breaks on rocks of reason and chance
Jackie and NOfar in weird Mother Son embrace after the poison of jealousy ran its course




Tonight israel goes to the polls of their sms ladden phones to vote the one million shekel winner of the Big Brother ISrael TV show season 3.

Amir and Sivan whose sex, hate and mismatched misgivings have somehow kept israeli audiences glued to their tv sets and computers perhaps a comment on how bad primetime tv has gotten with their regurgitated programming and their template creativity.

Jackie and NOfar a relationship of love on a leash and passion at arms length has proved enough to make teenagers find someone to identify with and vote for. Jackie is pretty much a sure bet and Nofar pretty much a lost cause for a man looking for equal control of destiny in the bedroom.

Lihi the wild card of the bunch, far from being a square in this circle has sent her golden curls spinning in positivity as her carefree soul bursts through the tv screens on a daily basis enlightening the dawns of those leaving the live big brother israel channel on and falling asleep in the arms of loneliness or term papers.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

הצביעו לדייר שאתם רוצים להשאיר או שלחו SMS Big brother Israel Final 5 vote למספר 2020



As we approach the final 5 the Big Brother ISrael favourites are surprisingly on the line for 5th place and the hard decision must be made between Lihi Griner the funny L.A. underdog darling, Frida the outspoken champion of verbal jousting, and Jackie the endearing joker who lost his way.

All 3 have equal chances for different reasons and a real nail biter is in the works.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Big Brother Israel 3 - Li Oz Stand Up comic genius leaves show for better world - לי עוז האח הגדול 3

Amir and Nofar swallow the awkward pill of watching themselves fall apart on tv while breaking nuts
Funny Li Oz and Sexy Sivan are on pins and needles at final announcement
Lihi and Nofar arc enemies eat ice and try to break it through words but alas even ice picks can break
Amir searches for grace in the eyes of Lihi as he tries to dissolve his embarrassment on tv
Nofar takes exception to her wanna be lover professing his love on national tv before telling her
Jackie surprised by Frida's perfect answering score are Don't Drop the Million
Nofar unable to escape the clash of Lihi on her salty shoulders




Li OZ the comic backbone of the late twenty somethings is out of the big brother israel house and on the conveyor belt of post big brother show press appearances to the tune of If I Had A Milion Shekels. The grunge looking comic has been toiling his material in the dusty cupboards of the big brother israel set and has witheld the unleashing of his satire until he gets to the crusty floorboards of sweaty pub laquered contexts.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Big Brother Israel 3 - Li Oz Cohen Rocks the rolling stones of Jerusalem - לי עוז האח הגדול 3



Li Oz Cohen from Big BRother ISrael proves that modern shaman walk the earth and shake the foundations of our beliefs
The natural staying power of this biblical looking hippie apostle in the holy land big brother is baffling wudience right left and center in his climb up the mount sinai of tv audiences. The number one show ever in Israel has proved the launching pad of many peoples egos careers and downfalls what kind of salvation will be won at his destination?